Air date: 2/12/95

Krusty opens a clown college in which Homer enrolls. Homer is not a great clown, but looks remarkably like Krusty, leading to many life-enchancing opportunities – until he is captured by mobsters who have loaned money to Krusty.

Bart vs. Australia

Air date: 2/19/95

Bart makes a collect call to an Australian boy which winds up costing $900. He is ordered to come to Australia to apologize and receive a boot on the butt. But when he arrives, he moons the Prime Minister, making matters much worse.

Homer vs. Patty & Selma

Air date: 2/26/95

Homer runs up a debt that he can only repay by borrowing money from Marge’s sisters. Patty and Selma constantly humiliate him until he finds a way to get them to forgive their loan. Meanwhile, Bart takes ballet and is surprisingly good.

A Star is Burns

Air date: 3/5/95

Film critic Jay Sherman comes to Springfield for a local film festival. Entries include an artistic effort by Barney, an overproduced piece of propaganda from Mr. Burns, and Homer’s favorite, Moleman getting hit in the crotch with a football.

Lisa’s Wedding

Air date: 3/19/95

The Simpsons visit a local fortune teller, who describes Lisa’s wedding in the future. She is engaged to a charming British man, but her family inadvertently mucks it up, and Lisa realizes she will have to wait a little longer to find true love.

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Air date: 4/9/95

The Simpsons’ dog impregnates another greyhound, leaving the Simpsons with a litter of 25 puppies. Mr. Burns attempts to get the little dogs for purposes which turn out to be quite nefarious.

The PTA Disbands!

Air date: 4/16/95

When Principal Skinner implements new budget cutbacks at Springfield Elementary, the teachers go on strike. Lisa and even Bart start to miss the school, and local parents must step in to teach the classes. Finally, Skinner is able to give the teachers a raise by using school space to house local convicts.