Air date: 1/23/00

Worried about his health, Mr. Burns visits the Mayo Clinic. He lets Homer housesit his mansion, which leads of course to an offshore knife fight and an attack by Chinese pirates.

Saddlesore Galactica

Air date: 2/6/00

Homer and Bart befriend a diving horse at a county fair. They turn it into a racehorse with an attitude, whose success runs them afoul of mysterious, tree-dwelling jockeys.

Alone Again, Natura-diddily

Air date: 2/13/00

Ned’s wife Maude is inadvertently killed by a T-shirt accident at an auto race. Homer and his family then try to help Ned cope.

Missionary: Impossible

Air date: 2/20/00

When Homer fails to give money he promised over the phone, he is forced by PBS stars to flee the country. He becomes a missionary on a small tropical island, where he introduces the natives to casino gambling.

Pygmoelian

Air date: 2/27/00

Plastic surgery gives Moe the bartender a handsome new face and a whole new life as a soap opera star.

Bart to the Future

Air date: 3/19/00

We see a possible future in which Bart is a grown-up slacker, living with Ralph Wiggum, while Lisa is no less than President of the United States.