Adios, Johnny Bravo

Air date: 9/14/73

A slick-talking talent scout named Tami Cutler wants to sign Greg to a solo recording contract, and make him over into a singer named Johnny Bravo. He winds up alienating his siblings and upsetting his parents when he announces plans to postpone college. Greg's looking forward to solo stardom, but when he discovers his recordings have been electronically "sweetened", confronts Tami. Tami and her hipster associate openly admit they liked Greg only because he "fit the suit", prompting Greg to walk out.

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Mail Order Hero

Air date: 9/21/73

When finding out the New York Jets will be playing a game in town, Bobby boasts to his friends from school that he personally knows New York Jets football team's quarterback Joe Namath. When Bobby's friends demand he back his words, Cindy secretly helps to arrange Namath's visit, by writing the star quarterback and claiming that Bobby is deathly ill. Bobby learns of Cindy's plan only when Namath comes to visit, but plays along, and Mike and Carol catch on to the plan.

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Snow White and the Seven Bradys

Air date: 9/28/73

At Cindy's behest, the Brady family and Sam all put on a backyard theater production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" to raise funds for a retirement gift for Cindy's well-liked school teacher Mrs. Whitfield. When it's discovered someone had already eaten the "poisoned apple", Sam and Mike, in costume, must rush out to the grocery store to get more "poisoned apples". Their harried efforts are compounded when, during the time of Sam's unticketed No Parking violation out in front of the grocery store, they both learn they must have a permit in order to host the backyard theater production. Finally, after the permit is granted on such unusually short notice, the Brady family's backyard theater production is on after all.

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Never Too Young

Air date: 10/5/73

When defending one of Cindy's friends at school, Bobby receives his first kiss. However, his new girlfriend Millicent, warns him that she may have the mumps. Bobby is worried that he may have jeopardized the family's Roaring Twenties party by infecting everyone with the mumps. It ends up being a false alarm, and the party continues as planned.

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Peter and the Wolf

Air date: 10/12/73

Greg's date Sandra cancels when her cousin Linda visits from out of town. Wanting to salvage the date, Greg arranges for a double date, but when no one wants to pair up with Linda, he turns to Peter, passing him off as a "friend" name "Phil Packer" in his high school class. The girls eventually suspect Greg's ruse but don't let on. Linda and Sandra later hatch a get-even plan at a local pizza parlor, where in the subplot Carol and Mike; on Jan's and Marcia's recommendations for great pizza; are entertaining a conservative client Mr. Juan Calderon and his wife Mrs. Maria Calderon. Linda's and Sandra's shenanigans inadvertently cause Mike to nearly lose his client's contract.

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Getting Greg's Goat

Air date: 10/19/73

Greg is involved in the heist of a rival high school's mascot: A goat named Raquel. Not only does Raquel lead to a series of misunderstandings, most notably Mike's impression that Greg had slept with a girl up in his room, the goat also wreaks havoc throughout the household. Eventually, Greg is caught red-handed and ordered by the school's vice principal to write a 5,000-word essay on mascot stealing.