Air date: 1/7/04

Eric decides to lounge around at home and become obese, never leaving the comfort of his bed again. Kelso wants to start a serious relationship with Brooke, so he invites her, Hyde and Jackie to go on a double date.

Young Man Blues

Air date: 1/14/04

Kelso starts his first day as a police officer at the police academy, while Red teaches Eric to do housework, including plumbing and fixing the lawnmower. Jackie enrolls in a Big Sister program, but Donna bets she can't do a good enough job as a big sister.

A Legal Matter

Air date: 2/4/04

Fez needs to take an exam to become an American citizen, so Red educates him about American history. Kelso thinks he is the academy's "stooge" and asks Eric and Hyde to help him break into the station to locate his file for verification.

I Can See for Miles

Air date: 2/11/04

After Kelso vandalizes one of Eric's belongings, Eric and Donna steal his van and travel to their planned wedding location. With his van gone, Kelso needs to find a way to take Brooke to a doctor's appointment, while Jackie redecorates Hyde's room, much to his discomfort, and Bob gives Red a pair of shoes, much to his displeasure.

Sally Simpson

Air date: 2/18/04

Fez falls for Suzy, one of Kelso's classmates at the academy, however, her feelings lie on someone else within the gang, which may cause friendships to break. A therapist wants to know the origin of Red's stress and Kitty believes the fault lies directly on her.

Won't Get Fooled Again

Air date: 2/25/04

Donna thinks she is pregnant, having missed a day from taking her birth control pills, which angers Red and Bob. After their dispute for Suzy, two members of the gang ceases their friendship, but she tries to make amends for the both of them.

Baby Don't You Do It

Air date: 3/3/04

Due to the false pregnancy scare, Eric and Donna are sent to attend premarital counseling at church, and a lie they tell puts them in an embarrassing situation. Kelso continues to lie to Brooke about his failing marks on his Penal Code tests and may get the boot from the academy, when he accidentally sets something on fire.