Air date: 11/9/05

Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.

Trapped in the Closet

Air date: 11/16/05

Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.

Free Willzwx

Air date: 11/30/05

Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a Killer Whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.

Bloody Mary

Air date: 12/7/05

Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle.