Air date: 11/17/04

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Air date: 12/1/04

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start emulating the slutty antics of Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Air date: 12/8/04

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.

Woodland Critter Cristmas

Air date: 12/15/04

Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Savior, the Anti-Christ.