Air date: 4/23/03

The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal.

Red Man's Greed

Air date: 4/30/03

The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino.

South Park is Gay

Air date: 10/22/03

The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals.

Christian Rock Hard

Air date: 10/29/03

Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested.

Grey Dawn

Air date: 11/15/03

The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.