Air date: 3/19/03

The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.

Krazy Kripples

Air date: 3/26/03

Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.

Toilet Paper

Air date: 4/2/03

Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.

I'm a Little Bit Country

Air date: 4/9/03

The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself.

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Air date: 4/16/03

Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.