Air date: 6/26/02

Butters discovers that all of his plots for destroying the world have been done before on the FOX animated sitcom The Simpsons. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium.

Red Hot Catholic Love

Air date: 7/3/02

Following the Catholic Church molestation scandals, Priest Maxi tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth.

Free Hat

Air date: 7/10/02

The kids form a club to try and stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison.

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Air date: 7/17/02

The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts, while Wendy Testaburger gets implants so the boys will notice her.

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Air date: 7/24/02

The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers, but end up letting their kids go after learning that parents are more likely to abduct their own children than total strangers.