Air date: 3/6/02

Weight loss advocate Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a Chinese restaurant.

Asspen

Air date: 3/13/02

The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar.

Freak Strike

Air date: 3/20/02

The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show, but when the freaks go on strike, Cartman disguises himself as an out of control teenage girl in order to get on Maury.

Fun with Veal

Air date: 3/27/02

The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter.

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Air date: 4/3/02

The boys have to sit through Fightin' Round the World, a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe, to see a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie, but risk missing it when Shelley sends the boys out to buy her tampons and the boys try to find another TV to watch the trailer.

Professor Chaos

Air date: 4/10/02

The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group.