Air date: 7/25/01

Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.

Proper Condom Use

Air date: 8/1/01

The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.

Towelie

Air date: 8/8/01

In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Air date: 11/7/01

The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd.

How to Eat with Your Butt

Air date: 11/14/01

Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.