Air date: 3/12/08

After having his tonsils removed Cartman contracts HIV, but when he finds out that people no longer care about AIDS he looks for a cure. Kyle finds it funny that Cartman has AIDS and so Cartman finds a way to give Kyle AIDS to settle the score between them.

Britney's New Look

Air date:3/19/08

The boys try to get a photo of pop singing trainwreck Britney Spears, but when Britney shoots herself in the head and survives, the boys try to save her from being exploited further.

Major Boobage

Air date: 3/26/08

In this homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal, the boys worry when Kenny becomes addicted to sniffing cat urine in order to get high. Meanwhile, Cartman takes in all of South Park's cats and Kyle's dad becomes addicted to sniffing cat urine.

Canada on Strike

Air date: 4/2/08

The head of the World Canadian Bureau (nicknamed the "WGA") leads the country into a strike over money made over the Internet that they believe is being withheld from them. Meanwhile, the South Park boys try to turn Butters into the latest viral video star.

Eek, a Penis!

Air date: 4/9/08

While Mrs. Garrison goes on sabbatical to reverse her sex change and become Mr. Garrison, Cartman becomes a strict teacher whose unorthodox methods are needed in an inner city school.