Hit the Road, Jack

Air date: 1/14/97

In the heat of anger, DJ goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather. Roseanne ignores Dan and drives around town with fast food and radio shows. Dan packs his bags and leaves.

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The War Room

Air date: 1/28/97

A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry into her bedroom with fatty foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family attempt to get her out, but they all ultimately fail to do so, except Mark, who tells her that Dan wants her to come back to him.

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Lanford's Elite

Air date: 2/11/97

Roseanne and Jackie go off to an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with the rich and famous of Lanford, or in other words, the elite. Meanwhile, Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman, who she has a brief crush on, and they talk about plans for Edgar's plastic company, which entered decline after Roseanne and Jackie left in 1989.

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Air date: 2/11/97

Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are real, which isn't true, despite the fact Roseanne desperately wants him, but she hides it. Roseanne tells Jackie that it's just for business, but she doesn't believe her. Roseanne dreams that Edgar and herself are from the movie, Evita.

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A Second Chance

Air date: 2/18/97

Dan, who is reluctant to leave, asks Jackie about Edgar Wellman's relationship with Roseanne. Jackie confirms. Roseanne, however, comes back to Dan. As they reconcile, they receive a call from Jackie that Darlene is in labor and they have given her a drug to stop her from delivering a premature baby.

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The Miracle

Air date: 2/25/97

Everyone is scared when Darlene gives birth to a premature baby, Harris Connor Healy, a girl, who might die. Roseanne consults other doctors from around the world, but proves to be unhelpful. Roseanne, herself, keeps the baby alive with love and affection.