Call Waiting

Air date: 9/17/96

Dan begins to regret what he had said to Roseanne, as well as the rules he broke. Dan fixes the house after the huge fight, and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching noticeable past sitcoms, such as That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show, eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann & Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. And later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other.

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Millions from Heaven

Air date: 9/24/96

Remember the lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode? Its a winner! Roseanne finds out that she has won $108 million dollars. The family ponders over what they will do with all that money, and they are bombarded by press and local news.

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What a Day for a Daydream

Air date: 10/1/96

With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show, to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.

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Honor Thy Mother

Air date: 10/8/96

Dan drops an announcement! That he's going to visit his mother in California, which surprises Roseanne, who is caught off guard. The Conner house begins the renovation process, while Jackie and Roseanne prepare to be pampered in a spa.

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Someday My Prince Will Come

Air date: 10/15/96

Prince Carlos Chermaine, comes to visit Jackie after he's fallen in love with her after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, as she finds him to be a phony, until Leon discovers that he's really a prince. The family as well as Leon are invited to a trip to New York, except for Dan, who's off in California.

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Pampered to a Pulp

Air date: 10/22/96

Roseanne and Jackie's supposed 'impromptu' spa trip turns out to be chaotic, especially when they are on a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes.

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Satan, Darling

Air date: 10/29/96

Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy go to the Upper West Side in New York City after being invited there. They meet famous celebrities, and are also given an invite to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After becoming drunk, Roseanne, in a parody of Rosemary's Baby, has a nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.