The Getaway, Almost

Air date: 11/14/95

Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma and Louise when they accept a lift from a teen and run a trucker off the road.

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The Last Thursday in November

Air date: 11/21/95

When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist - and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for their Thanksgiving celebration, and they do it their way.

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Of Mice and Dan

Air date: 11/28/95

Dan's old band mates roll on into Lanford to play, and Dan gets a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks to the band, and gets Dan a little stage time, which he takes full advantage of.

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Direct to Video

Air date: 12/5/95

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's. DJ gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book, and Mark cooks a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.

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December Bride

Air date: 12/12/95

Scott and Leon are having their gay wedding, but have trouble with the plans until Roseanne offers to plan it for free. Meanwhile, Leon has cold feet and he thinks he's not gay, until the truth be told by Roseanne.

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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Air date: 1/2/96

Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a samplesperson. Dan and David fight about Mark being DJ's role model.

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The White Sheep of the Family

Air date: 1/9/96

After the Conners receive a small inheritance from their great Aunt Harriet, they decide to all go out to a nice dinner, with their limits already set, until Darlene unexpectedly pops in. Meanwhile, DJ is contemplating what to spend his own personal inheritance from great aunt Harriet on, since he received $500. Darlene spends her visit home alienating the family and hurling insults, until the family finally bites back. DJ buys a trombone.

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Becky Howser, M.D.

Air date: 1/16/95

Mark tries to help a depressed Becky, by inviting the friends and family over for a surprise get together. That is his way of cheering her up. Roseanne talks to her at the party, as everything is going wrong, and she admits that she wants more out of life. Roseanne supports that decision, unaware that Becky's plans for change include her marital status.