Air date: 2/27/00

Francis runs away from military school and sneaks back home to romance his girlfriend, who turns out to be a shoplifter.

Krelboyne Picnic

Air date: 3/12/00

The whole family attends the Krelboyne picnic, but Malcolm is not looking forward to participating in the “Academic Circus”.

Lois vs. Evil

Air date: 3/19/00

The family is poverty-stricken after Lois gets fired. Meanwhile, Francis loves his new honor-guard assignment at a beauty pageant.

Stock Car Races

Air date: 4/2/00

While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck.

Funeral

Air date: 4/9/00

Malcolm tries to talk the family out of going to Aunt Helen's funeral, so he can go on his first date instead.

Cheerleader

Air date: 4/16/00

Malcolm helps Resse become a male cheerleader to attract a girl; Francis has a heart-to-heart with headmaster Spangler.