Air date: 2/24/02

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

Air date: 3/3/02

After taking an online IQ test, Peggy is convinced she's a genius, but when she's scammed out of $1,000, she comes up with a scam of her own to retrieve the money.

Unfortunate Son

Air date: 3/10/02

Hank encourages several Vietnam vets to join Cotton's financially-strapped V.F.W. Group, but things go horribly awry when some of the vets experience flashback at the V.F.W. barbeque.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Air date: 3/17/02

Peggy poses as a nun in order to land a full-time teaching job at a private Catholic school.

Tankin' It to the Streets

Air date: 3/31/02

Bill goes on a drinking binge and steals a tank when he learns that the arms has used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, which has made him fat, hairy and lazy.

Of Mice and Little Green Men

Air date: 4/7/02

Dale is having trouble bonding with Joseph because he's convinced he's not the boy's real father...an alien is!

Man Without a Country Club

Air date: 4/14/02

Kahn is flabbergasted when Hank is asked to become a member of an exclusive all-Asian country club, but Hank doesn't realize that he's only been asked because the club needs a token white member.

Beer and Loathing

Air date: 4/14/02

In the midst of a major crisis – a beer shortage in Texas – Peggy takes a job at alamo Beer, where she signs a nondisclosure agreement, so she can't tell Hank that the beer he's been drinking is tainted, making him violently ill.