Side 1

Bobby Goes Nuts

Air date: 11/11/01

Bobby is empowered after taking a women's self-defense class where he learns, much to Hank's horror, to kick his attackers below the belt. Ouch!

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Solider of Misfortune

Air date: 12/9/01

Dale humiliates himself by misfiring a guy at the Arlen Gun club, and when Hank and the boys try to help him regain his confidence, Dale's bungling nearly kills them all.

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Lupe's Revenge

Air date: 12/12/01

Peggy's not as fluent in Spanish as she thinks she is, and when she takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico, she accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. Meanwhile, a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

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The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Air date: 12/16/01

Peggy tries to help Hank mend his damaged relationship with Cotton in time for Christmas, but when the situation appears hopeless, they turn for help to the big J.C. - Jimmy Carter!

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Side 2

Father of the Bribe

Air date: 1/6/02

Kahn bribes Bobby to break up with Connie, but they use the money to continue seeing one another, only to discover that they don't really have that much in common.

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I'm with Cupid

Air date: 2/10/02

With Valentine's Day approaching, Bobby is distraught over his breakup with Connie, so it's Alen's resident ladies' man, Boomhauer, to the rescue! Dang!

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Torch Song Hillogy

Air date: 2/17/02

Peggy hopes Bobby will be selected to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but the honor goes to Hank, who accidentally extinguishes the flame.

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Joust Like a Woman

Air date: 2/24/02

Peggy lends a troupe of “wenches” to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.