Chasing Bobby

Air date: 1/21/01

Hank refuses to accept the fact that his prized truck, which has been giving him trouble, may only have another five or six hundred miles left to go.

Yankee Hankie

Air date: 2/4/01

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make pans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Air date: 2/11/01

Hank discovers his family has been cooking with charcoal instead of propane, and Bill bumps into his ex-wife while on a date with former Texas governor Ann Richards.

Now Who's the Dummy?

Air date: 2/18/01

After Bobby is given a ventriloquist's dummy and comes up with his own clever routine, he's disappointed to discover that people like the dummy more than they like him.

Ho Yeah!

Air date: 2/25/01

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers a a place to stay – Hank's den.

The Exterminator

Air date: 3/4/01

When Dale is told he must give up his exterminator job or risk death due to overexposure to chemicals, he quickly finds a new area of expertise – firing people.

Luanne, Version 2.0

Air date: 3/11/01

Concerned about Luanne's over-active sex life, Hank takes her to a religious ceremony for a “soul do-over” where she must promise not to have sex again until after she's married.

Hank's Choice

Air date: 4/1/01

When Bobby develops an allergy to dog dander, Hank reluctantly builds a deluxe doghouse for his beloved Ladybird, but the one who ends up living there isn't the dog!