Bill of Sales

Air date: 3/12/00

Bill is thrilled when he and Peggy team up to sell nutrition products and win a trip to the state sales conference in San Antonio, but then an overjoyed Peggy tells him she loves him.

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Air date: 3/19/00

Kahn invites the Hills to his Laotian New Year's party where several Buddhist monks are convinced that Bobby is the reborn spirit of Lama Sanglug.

Hank's Bad Hair Day

Air date: 4/9/00

When Hank's barber loses his mind, Hank goes to the army base to have Bill cut his hair – and then receives a $9,000 bill from the United States Army for the haircut!

Meet the Propaniacs

Air date: 4/16/00

Bobby saves the day with an improvised comedy routine when a shipment of gifts doesn't arrive at the “Grill-stravaganza” sale in the Strickland Propane parking lot.

Nancy Boys

In a strange turn of circumstances, Nancy is horrified to find herself making love with her husband and worried about what John Redcorn will do if he finds out.

Flush with Power

Air date: 5/7/00

In an effort to save water, Hank buys a lo-flo toilet only to discover it uses a lot more water because he has to flush it over and over again in order to clear the bowl.

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

Air date: 5/14/00

Peggy is asked to appear in an inspirational film aimed at helping others accept their large feet, only to discover her feet were really being filmed for a foot fetish video shown on the Internet.

Peggy's Fan Fair

Air date: 5/21/00

Peggy's excitement over receiving a response to a letter she wrote to country singer Randy Travis turns to outrage when she discovers he stole the lyrics she enclosed in her letter.