To Kill A Ladybird

Air date: 12/12/99

Disaster ensues when Bobby befriends a wild raccoon who bites Ladyabird and scratches Dale, convincing a distraught Dale that he has been infected with rabies.

Hillennium

Air date: 12/19/99

Hank isn't terribly concerned about the approaching Y2K – until a propane-hungry crowd of customers at work turns his calm into panic.

Old Glory

Air date: 1/9/00

Inspired by a huge American flag at Bill's house, Bobby entitles his English essay “Why Bobby Hill Loves America”, but unfortunately he can't seem to write it without his mother's help.

Rodeo Days

Air date: 1/16/00

Hank's delight at Bobby's wish to attend the rodeo turns to despair when he learns that what Bobby really wants is to put on makeup and funny clothes and be a rodeo clown.

Hanky Panky

Air date: 2/6/00

As Hank accepts the Blue Flame of Valor award at a company dinner, an outraged Mrs. Strickland catches Mr. Strickland kissing Debbie – who later ends up dead in a dumpster.

High Anxiety

Air date: 2/13/00

After mistakenly taking a puff on a marijuana cigarette, Hank begins to fear that he could have killed Debbie then experienced a blackout and forgotten what he did.

Naked Ambition

Air date: 2/20/00

After a fun day on the river, Bobby walks in on a nude Luanne in a changing room, and Boomhauer floats downstream in his inner tube and ends up in a psychiatric hospital.

Movin' On Up

Air date: 2/27/00

When an elderly neighbor dies, Hank and the boys decide to rent his house and turn it into their own private clubhouse, but they're beaten to the punch when Luanne rents the house first.