Love Hurts...And So Does Art

Air date: 3/23/99

An X-ray of Hank's beef-filled colon is turned into high art even as a nervous Bobby stuffs his stomach with chopped liver sandwiches and herring crepe.

Hank's Cowboy Movie

Air date: 4/6/99

After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to made a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.

Dog Dale Afternoon

Air date 4/13/99

Dale's paranoia drives him over the edge after he's tricked into believing his new state-of-the-art riding mower was stolen by Lee Harvey Oswald.

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Air date: 4/20/99

Bobby finds himself the subject of the new reverend's sermon after he secretly eats all of her lutefisk casserole, then accidentally burns down the church.

Death and Texas

Air date: 4/27/99

A letter from an alleged former student now on Death Row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives.

Wings of the Dope

Air date: 5/4/99

An encounter with Buckley's angel on the trampoline in Kahn's backyard convinces Luanne to give up beauty school and attend Arlen Communality College.

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

Air date: 5/11/99

Tempers flare when Hank, the Srickland Bobtails' head coach, and Peggy, the team's pitcher, can't agree on how to play the game.

As Old As the Hills

Air date: 5/18/99

The Hills' twentieth anniversary may be their last after Peggy, who tearfully fears the couple is now officially old, talks Hank into going skydiving.