A Firefighting We Will Go

Air date: 1/212/99

Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are ecstatic to become volunteer firefighters, although they may be better at starting fires than putting them out.

To Spank, With Love

Air date: 1/19/99

”Paddlin' Peggy” gets fired from her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student who embarrasses and frustrates her in front of the class.

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Air date: 1/26/99

Much to Bobby's chagrin, Hank convinces his old football coach to return to Arlen High and whip the present Cougar football team into shape.

Da-Kahnstructing Henry

Air date: 2/2/99

Proud of his new promotion, Kahn takes Hank on a secret tour of his workplace and reveals secrets that Hank unfortunately can't keep.

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Air date: 2/9/99

Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer's house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

Sleight of Hank

Air date: 2/16/99

Hank is furious after Peggy assists the Astounding Herrera with a magic trick then refuses to tell him how the trick was performed.

Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'

Air date: 2/23/99

Hank's suggestion that Luanne take a job at the La Hrunta Hotel results in both of them being hit on: Luanne from an over-friendly golfer, Hank from an aroused dolphin.

Escape from Party Island

Air date: 3/16/99

While Hank is busy driving his mother and her friends to a miniatures museum in Port Aransas, Bill is busy “putting the moves” on Peggy.