Death of a Propane Salesman
Air date: 9/15/98
A horrified Hank discovers that the Mega Lo Mart explosion has altered his feelings about propane while a now bald Luanne laments the loss of her hair.
And They Call It Bobby Love
Air date: 9/22/98
While Bobby falls in love with a classmate, Hank and the boys develop similar feelings for an old couch discarded at their drinking spot in the alley.
Peggy's Headache
Air date: 10/6/98
Peggy's delight at being hired to write a column for a local paper is overshadowed by the fact that Dale's wife is having an affair and Peggy must keep it secret.
Pregnant Paws
Air date: 10/13/98
While Hank is buy trying to breed his dog, Dale decides to add a little excitement to his life by enrolling in a 4-hour bounty hunter training course.
Next of Shin
Air date: 11/3/98
As Hank struggles to raise his sperm count so that he can Peggy can “become pregnant”, Hank's father shows up with news that his new wife, Didi, is expecting.
Peggy Pageant Fever
Air date: 11/10/98
Peggy undergoes a complete makeover in hopes of winning the “Mrs. Heimlich County” beauty pageant and bringing home the grand prize: a 5.4 liter V-8 pick-up truck.
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
Air date: 11/17/98
Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded “yuppifed” version.
Good Hill Hunting
Air date: 12/1/98
Hank takes Bobby to a private hunting reserve so his son can experience his “killing an animal” rite of passage into manhood.
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
Air date: 12/15/98
Hank finds himself donning some gay apparel on Christmas Eve in order to help the similarly dressed and despondent Bill.