Air date: 11/16/97

Hank, Boomhauer, Bill and Dale all begin exhibiting signs of post0traumatic stress syndrome after losing a humiliating game of paintball against the neighborhood punks.

The Son That Got Away

Air date: 11/23/97

Fearing that Connie and Bobby have gone to “The Cave” to make out, Hank and Kahn rush into the caves only to end up getting lost on top of a pile of old beer cans.

Bobby Slam

Air date: 12/14/97

Hank's delighted when Bobby announces he's joining the wrestling team, but Peggy's mortified whens he learns her son must first wrestle Connie in order to make the team.

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Air date: 12/21/97

Hank is psychologically shocked into blindness after accidentally catching a glimpse of his mother and her new Jewish boyfriend making love on the kitchen table.

Meet the Manger Babies

Air date: 1/1/98

Hank faces a dilemma of biblical proportions when Luanne asks him to portray God in a live TV broadcast of her puppet show which airs on Super Bowl Sunday.