Air date: 1/2/97

When a baseball hits Bobby in the eye during a Little League game, the resulting “shiner” causes a social worker to suspect Hank of child abuse.

Square Peg

Air date: 1/19/97

Peggy is mortified, and tongue-tied, when she finds out she's been chosen to teach the high school's Sex Ed class.

The Order of the Straight Arrow

Air date: 2/2/97

Disaster ensues when Hank, Boomhauer, Bill and Dale take Bobby's scout troop on a wilderness outing in order to “make men out of them”.

Luanne's Saga

Air date: 2/16/97

Hank's promise to find Luanne a new boyfriend in forty-eight hours backfires when she hooks up with Boomhauer at Ugly's Saloon.

Hank's Got the Willies

Air date: 2/9/97

Hank's decision to teach Bobby how to play golf comes to a crashing halt when Bobby hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, on the head with his golf club.