Air date: 5/1/05

Peter steals Mel Gibson’s latest film, then agrees to swap it for Lois high atop Mount Rushmore, while Brian and Stewie chaperone Chris at the school dance.

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Air date: 5/8/05

Chris is hot for his buxom blonde teacher, until she asks him to murder her husband – gangsta style!

Blind Ambition

Air date: 5/15/05

Quagmire’s penchant for peeping into women’s restrooms gets him busted and Peter goes blind while attempting to break the world record for eating nickels.

Don’t Make Me over

Air date: 6/5/05

With Meg’s sudden popularity after a makeover, she becomes the local point of the Griffin family band – and hooks up with Jimmy Fallon of “Saturday Night Live”!