Air date: 1/17/02

As part of his sentence for drunk driving, Brian must care for a mean old hag. Meanwhile, Peter houses an extremely rare bird in his new beard.

From Method to Madness

Air date: 1/24/02

Meg and a young nudist boy hit it off until she brings him home and the Griffins get naked to greet him, as Stewie fails in his quest to become a local acting star.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Air date: 1/31/02

Peter’s jealousy lands him a separation from Lois and a date with Gwyneth Paltrow, whom he thoroughly disgusts, while Brian and Stewie get glued together for an entire week.

Road to Europe

Air date: 2/7/02

Hoping to join a wholesome TV show family he thinks is real, Stewie hot air balloons to England, while Peter is proud to learn that Lois was once a groupie known has “Loose Lois” to the legendary rock group KISS.

Family Guy Viewer Mail # 1

Air date: 2/14/02

Viewer mail inspires three irreverent tales in which Peter becomes a gelatinous blob, the Griffins develop superhuman abilities and young Peter and Lois live in a warped “Little Rascals”-type alternate reality.

When You Wish upon a Weinstein

In this controversial unaired episode, an impressive Jewish friend of Peter’s, Mr. Weinstein, prompts Peter to encourage Chris to become Jewish so he’ll become successful, too.