The Thin White Line

Air date: 7/11/01

After becoming addicted to cocaine while working as a drug-sniffing police dog, Brian goes to rehab only to find Peter, faking an addiction, is his roommate.

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Brian Does Hollywood

Air date: 7/18/01

Brian moves to Los Angeles to write screenplays but only finds work directing pornos, while Stewie’s twisted rants on “Kids Say the Darndest Things” are thwarted by host Bill Cosby.

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Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Air date: 7/25/01

When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is bought out by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter is made president and sent to Washington to lobby on behalf of the cigarette peddlers.

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One If by Claw, Two If by Sea

Air date: 8/1/01

Peter and his friends are arrested for allegedly burning down their favorite bar after it’s transformed into a Britsh pub; meanwhile Stewie tries to remove the neighbor baby’s Cockney accent.

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And the Weiner Is

Air date: 8/8/01

Peter becomes competitive with Chris when he discovers that his son has a bigger penis, as Meg unsuccessfully tries to fit in with the cool crowd at school and is pelted with rancid meat.

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Death Lives

Air date: 8/15/01

After being struck by lightning while playing golf on his wedding anniversary, Peter pleads with death to give him another chance to make it up to Lois, with a little help from Peter Frampton.

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Lethal Weapons

Air date: 8/22/01

Although her newly discovered Tae-Jitsu abilities are handy in dealing with obnoxious New York tourists, Lois fears her own rage and enters the family into anger management therapy, which angers everyone.

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The Kiss Seen Around the World

Air date: 8/29/01

Meg leaps at an opportunity at the local news station in order to be closer to her crush, news anchor Tom Tucker, only to discover that Neil, who has a crush on her, will also intern there.