Air date: 6/13/00

Stewie falls in love with a toddler at day-care named Janet, while Lois, now a stewardess, and Peter, taking advantage of free tips, board a plane that is hijacked to Cuba.

There’s Something about Paulie

Air date: 6/27/00

After the Mob helps Peter get his car repaired, he and Lois keep trying to avoid repaying the favor. In the process, Lois offends the nephew of the Don and a contract is taken out on her life.

He’s Too Sexy for His Fat

Air date: 5/27/00

Although Chris rejects the idea of liposuction in his efforts to lose weight, Peter becomes addicted to plastic surgery.

E Peterbus Unum

Air date: 7/12/00

A technicality allows the Griffin home to secede from the U.S. as an independent country; but Peter’s abrasive behavior towards his neighbors prompts sanctions against “Petoria” by the federal government.

The Story on Page One

Air date: 7/18/00

Meg writes an unflattering newspaper article on Mayor Adam West, which Peter discovers before press time and replaces with an article claiming that actor Luke Perry is gay; Peter then tries to seduce Perry to prove the validity of his article.

Wasted Talent

Air date: 7/25/00

An over-zealous Lois loses a young piano student she chloroforms in order to force-train the girl to win the State Piano Competition, but then discovers that Peter, when inebriated, is a piano-playing genius.

Fore, Father

Air date: 8/1/00

Peter unsuccessfully teaches Chris to be responsible on a camping trip and then on the golf course. Meanwhile, Brian successfully convinces Stewie that booster shots he just received are part of an attempt to control his mind.