Air date: 9/20/99

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a "boob job", to which Ray responds enthusiastically. This upsets Debra and when Ray returns home from a trip she has a surprise for him.

The Can Opener

Air date: 9/27/99

Debra buys a new electric can opener, and Ray isn't happy. The two proceed to share their rather biased sides of the story.

You Bet

Air date: 10/4/99

Frank starts to hang around Ray more which makes him suspicious.

Sex Talk

Air date: 10/11/99

Ally asks some probing questions which the family are hard put to answer.

The Will

Air date: 10/18/99

Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children.