Air date: 2/8/00

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when his company is sued by a dendrophile because of their deforestation policies.

The Assistant

Air date: 2/15/00

Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant.

The Return

Air date: 2/22/00

Dilbert tries to buy a greatly advanced computer online but has problems when he gets the wrong model.

The Virtual Employee

Air date: 5/30/00

When Dilbert and his co-workers are drowned by their obsolete computer equipment that they can't get rid of, they find an empty cubicle to dump it in. But when the cubicle is discovered, Dilbert, Alice, and Wally hack into human resources and create a profile for a fake employee, Todd, so they can keep the cubicle. However the plan backfires when rumors that Todd is real begin to turn up, eventually leading to his becoming a messianic figure, making things worse for Dilbert and his co-workers.

The Pregnancy

Air date: 6/6/00

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space; it returns laced with a variety of human and extraterrestrial gametes, and after rectally impaling Dilbert, he becomes pregnant.

The Delivery

Air date: 6/13/00

Dilbert fights over the rights to keep his baby, a human-alien-cyborg hybrid whose various "parents" sue for joint custody.

Company Picnic

Air date: 7/11/00

The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering.

The Fact

Air date: 7/18/00

Dogbert is catapulted into fame and fortune when he posts false information on the Internet about a made up disease called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome", and releases a best selling book about it. Dilbert, being the only one who knows that there is no such thing, is ironically forced to come up with the cure for the non-existent disease.

Ethics

Air date: 7/25/00

The company employees are forced to take ethical training classes but then Dilbert is made project lead for the national internet voting network. An attractive female employee of a special interest group attempts to seduce Dilbert, putting his ethical limitations to the test.