The Man with Two Legs

Air date: 9/3/01

Jeff falls in love with a woman he’s seen on the train, but has only seen her leg. He accidentally tells her he has a wooden leg only to find out that her brother lost his leg when she arranges for Jeff to meet him and his disability support group. Meanwhile Sally can’t stop bragging about her perfect new boyfriend but he soon turns out not to be everything Sally’s made him out to be.

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My Dinner in Hell

Air date: 9/10/01

Steve and Susan have Susan's parents over for dinner and a misunderstanding over 'Whistling alone' makes the dinner a hell. Steve meets Mariella Frostrup and accidentally drops his phone. Jane believing the phone to be Sally's puts in Mariella's pocket to later be-friend her. This creates confusion when Susan calls the number. Meanwhile Jeff and Patrick discover the 'Junior Patrick' which gets gifted to Susan's mother by mistake.

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Her Best Friend's Bottom

Air date: 9/17/01

Steve sees Sally naked by mistake after she uses Susan's shower. Patrick has "car" trouble, while Steve and Sally are trying to figure out how to tell Susan that Steve saw Sally naked. Steve is also trying to find good opinions he does not have on cushions and fabrics. Jeff introduces the Captain sub-text to all.

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The Melty Man Cometh

Air date: 9/24/01

Patrick meets the Melty Man thanks to Jeff and Steve. When his date with Sally goes wrong, both the girls and guys analyse it. Finally they blame each other for the failure to consummate and decide to give it another chance.

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Jane and the Truth Snake

Air date: 10/1/01

Jane get sacked due to her eccentricities, and decides to take an "overdose". Not realizing what she has taken, she decides to become a children's TV presenter and shows Sally, Steve, and Susan her new creation, Jake the Snake, a truth-telling sock puppet.

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Gotcha

Air date: 10/8/01

Steve gets a wedding invitation and it freaks him out because of his own relationship status. Jane and Sally wish they were married. Susan tries to arouse Steve while at their anniversary dinner. Steve ends up proposing to Susan in a strange manner.