Air date: 9/13/93

De-Zanitized: Dr. Scratchansniff relates the story of how he once tried to make the Warners less zany with psychoanalysis.
The Monkey Song: In the style of Calypso music, the Warners and Dr. Scratchansniff sing about their tumultuous relationship.
Nighty Night Toons: In a slight parody of the children's book Goodnight Moon, each of the Animaniacs are wished a good night's sleep. Most of the major characters are present.

Yakko’s World/Cookies for Einstein/Win Big

Air date: 9/14/93

Yakko’s World: Yakko sings a song to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance about the nations of the world.
Cookies for Einstein: As scouts in Switzerland, the Warners attempt to sell cookies to Albert Einstein and accidentally help him discover the mass-energy conversion formula. (mistakenly referred to as the formula for his theory of relativity)
Win Big: First Pinky and the Brain short. Brain competes on trivia game show "Gyp-Parody" to win money to buy a device in order to take over the world.

HMS Yakko/Slappy Goes Walnuts/Yakko’s Universe Song

Air date: 9/15/93

HMS Yakko: The Warners trespass on Captain Mel's beach. He tries to get them to leave. This cartoon contains parodies of songs from the Gilbert and Sullivan operettas Pirates of Penzance and H.M.S. Pinafore.
Slappy Goes Walnuts: Slappy tries to get some walnuts in a yard guarded by a dog.
Yakko’s Universe Song: Yakko sings a song about the relative vastness of space from one person to the entire universe.

Hooked on a Ceiling/Good Feathers

Air date: 9/16/93

Hooked on a Ceiling: Michelangelo paints the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, nearly ruined and fixed by the Warners who were offended by all the naked people on it.
Good Feathers: First Goodfeathers cartoon. In order to become a Goodfeather, Squit must find the Godpigeon some food. Inspired by two movies, Goodfellas and The Godfather.

Taming of the Screwy

Air date: 9/17/93

Thaddeus Plotz has invited over some very important business people to a business dinner and it's Dr. Scratchansniff's job to train the Warners with manners so they can attend.