Air date: 1/7/07
President Bush has dinner with the Smiths, and the drunken debauchery that ensues threatens to take down the presidency.
American Dream Factory
Air date: 1/28/07
Hayley turns whistleblower when Stan opens a teddy bear sweatshop staffed with cheap, undocumented workers.
A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial
Air date: 2/11/07
Rejected by Steve, Roger finds a new best friend and becomes involved in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine campaign to save Mr. Pibb from being discontinued.
Black Mystery Month
Air date: 2/18/07
While doing research for a report on George Washington Carver, Steve uncovers a sticky murder mystery and a sinister conspiracy dating back to the Civil War.
An Apocalypse to Remember
Air date: 3/25/07
Fearing nuclear annihilation, Stan moves the family to a remote mountain location, where he soon realizes his mistake. Meanwhile, Roger concocts a scheme to get a free blender.
Four Little Words
Air date: 4/1/07
Stan must conceal the truth when Francine’s friend is killed on a blind date with Stan’s boss. Elsewhere, Roger cuts footloose with a killer Kevin Bacon impression.
When a Stan Loves a Woman
Air date: 4/29/07
Feeling emasculated by Francine’s promiscuous past, Stan sets out for a night of meaningless sex and gets more – and less – than he’d bargained for.
I Can’t Stan You
Air date: 5/6/07
After discovering that none of his neighbors likes him, Stan has them all evicted, and Steve pays a heavy price when he joins Roger in a moneymaking scam.